{"id":173816,"date":"2017-01-29T08:26:20","date_gmt":"2017-01-29T11:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/?p=173816"},"modified":"2017-01-29T08:26:20","modified_gmt":"2017-01-29T11:26:20","slug":"piada-do-domingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/piada-do-domingo\/","title":{"rendered":"A piada do domingo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/piada-do-domingo\/obama-rindo\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-173817\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-173817\" src=\"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/obama-rindo-300x209.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/obama-rindo-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/obama-rindo-768x536.jpg 768w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/obama-rindo-620x433.jpg 620w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/obama-rindo-70x50.jpg 70w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/obama-rindo-160x112.jpg 160w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/obama-rindo-640x447.jpg 640w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/obama-rindo.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dois amigos foram roubar caj\u00fa em um cemit\u00e9rio.<br \/>\nQuando eles pulam o muro, ca\u00edram dois caj\u00fas para o lado de fora do<br \/>\ncemit\u00e9rio.<br \/>\nJ\u00e1 do lado de dentro eles pegam v\u00e1rios caj\u00fas e come\u00e7am a repartir:<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 pra mim, 1 pra voc\u00ea!<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 pra mim, 1 pra voc\u00ea!<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 pra mim, 1 pra voc\u00ea!<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Um b\u00eabado que passava, ouviu a divis\u00e3o, e assombrado correu at\u00e9 a igreja:<br \/>\n-Seu padre, o diabo t\u00e1 dividindo as almas com Jesus l\u00e1 no cemit\u00e9rio!<br \/>\nO padre n\u00e3o acreditou,<br \/>\nmas foi at\u00e9 l\u00e1 olhar. Chegando l\u00e1, ouve a divis\u00e3o dos 2:<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 pra mim, 1 pra voc\u00ea&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 pra mim, 1 pra voc\u00ea!<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 pra mim, 1 pra voc\u00ea!<br \/>\nO b\u00eabado diz:<br \/>\n&#8211; Eu num falei.<br \/>\nO padre:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00c9 mesmo.<br \/>\nDerrepente, a voz diz: Pronto s\u00f3 falta pegar aqueles dois que est\u00e3o l\u00e1 fora!<br \/>\nO padre diz:<br \/>\nCorre disgra\u00e7a que agora \u00e9 n\u00f3\u00f3s !!!<\/p>\n<p>Enviada para Reda\u00e7\u00e3o por\u00a0Galego de Neg\u00e3o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dois amigos foram roubar caj\u00fa em um cemit\u00e9rio. Quando eles pulam o muro, ca\u00edram dois caj\u00fas para o lado de fora do cemit\u00e9rio. J\u00e1 do lado de dentro eles pegam v\u00e1rios caj\u00fas e come\u00e7am a repartir: &#8211; 1 pra mim, 1 pra voc\u00ea! &#8211; 1 pra mim, 1 pra voc\u00ea! &#8211; 1 pra mim, 1 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":173817,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-municipios","category-noalvo"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/obama-rindo.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173816\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/173817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}