{"id":250697,"date":"2018-07-20T06:09:12","date_gmt":"2018-07-20T09:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/?p=250697"},"modified":"2018-07-20T09:52:09","modified_gmt":"2018-07-20T12:52:09","slug":"a-piada-do-dia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/a-piada-do-dia\/","title":{"rendered":"A piada do dia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-245461\" src=\"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/temer-rindo-300x187.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/temer-rindo-300x187.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/temer-rindo-620x386.jpeg 620w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/temer-rindo-70x45.jpeg 70w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/temer-rindo-160x100.jpeg 160w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/temer-rindo-640x399.jpeg 640w, https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/temer-rindo.jpeg 690w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Na aula de Qu\u00edmica o professor pergunta:<br \/>\n&#8211; Quais as principais rea\u00e7\u00f5es do \u00e1lcool?<br \/>\nO aluno responde:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ligar pras putas,<br \/>\n_ chorar pela ex,<br \/>\n_ achar que \u00e9 rico,<br \/>\n&#8211; ficar valente,<br \/>\n&#8211; e pegar mulher feia&#8230;<br \/>\nProfessor: &#8211; Tirou 10! Saporra entende de \u00e1lcool mesmo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na aula de Qu\u00edmica o professor pergunta: &#8211; Quais as principais rea\u00e7\u00f5es do \u00e1lcool? O aluno responde: &#8211; Ligar pras putas, _ chorar pela ex, _ achar que \u00e9 rico, &#8211; ficar valente, &#8211; e pegar mulher feia&#8230; Professor: &#8211; Tirou 10! Saporra entende de \u00e1lcool mesmo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":161623,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-municipios","category-noalvo"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/risada.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250697\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/161623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/acaopopular.net\/jornal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}